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Tuesday, September 23, 2008
Dancing with the Stars: First Dance
My first reaction is that they dialed down the scoring a bit. They did not dial it down enough, we definitely should have seen some 3's last night. The judges already have their favorites but we'll save that until after tonight.
Let me thank my Editor right now, her notes played a big part in this. and it's her fault I watch this show.
Cody. Little Zach is stuck in the middle of the pack and his going first hurt him. They did a great job and I want to hate him but I can't. His crush on Julianne humanizes him to a point that it makes me almost tolerate him. He was better than Maurice, and once he works on his footwork he'll be a real threat to win.
Misty. Did they even watch her dance? 4th? Give me a break she had the best dance of the night. Slumping shoulders was her biggest crime. The score was the judges. She will win this. She reminds me most of Layla Ali. Great personality, and once she lets loose she will destroy the competition.
Warren. Wow, he moved much better than I thought. I really didn't think he'd have the foot work needed. That being said, no way he actually did a Cha-Cha! Go re-watch it, then watch anyone else's cha-cha, and tell me he actually did the dance. Not his fault, but the judges should count this against him.
Brooke. She was very good, but she did look like she kept forgetting the moves. She was much better than I expected and will play the 40ish mother of 4 card very well. Toni, Misty, and Lance were all better though.
Ted. I love Ted. I hope he stay son the show as long as possible, but come on! He was awkward, stiff, and had the Jason Taylor Hand of Doom. He's going to poke an eye out with that thing. (Sorry Jeff.)
Maurice. Although better than expected he was still s
"Warren Sapp gets Kym Johnson. He will make fun of her accent in the first episode. He will last to the second episode." WRONG! See above.
"Warren Sapp - Dead duck" -again, wow was I wrong.
About Jeff: "Or well, we'll enjoy his 3 dances." Did I say 3? I meant 1. really.
"Moving around a professional kitchen is like dancing..." hahahahahahahah What moron said that?
"The hottie curse will hit BB." -Yeah 40+ Mother of 4, she ain't going anywhere as long as the kids are in each "practice clip".
"This pair is my call for first dead. Toni has no audience left, her "Q" rating is in the gutter" Toni is going to be spending lots of quality time in your living room.
About Suasn and Tony: "Unless she sucks badly they go far." She sucks.
About Maurice and Cheryl: "She can take Maurice to the top, if he has the personality for it." Although I think he'll come crashing down to earth about halfway through, he has the personality.
The judges, and some fans, don't realize it, but it's Misty's show to lose.
Bye Jeff! We will miss you.
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